(Robin)
'Two, three, four, five.'
Yes.
[mumbling]
Two, three, four, five.
[continues mumbling]
Yes. Knew it.
[creaking]
- Ooh, what you got?
- Uh, nothing.
- What you got?
- Nothing.
- What you got?
- Nothing!
[buzzing]
[smacks]
[hissing]
What you got?
[crashing]
Yoink!
Come on, guys.
That's mine.
So what is it?
[both laughing]
It's one of those
fortune-teller games
'that the little kids play.'
[chuckles]
Robin plays baby games.
Okay, yep. I'm a big baby.
Can I have it back now?
No way.
Not till we know
our fortune.
You first, beasty.
Pick a color.
You know my color, bro.
G-R-E-E-E-E-N.
- Oh!
- What's my fortune?
What's my fortune?
Please be millionaire.
[instrumental music]
"You will..
... marry Starfire?"
Well, it doesn't mean
I won't be a millionaire.
- Now can I get it back?
- Nope! My turn!
B-L-U-E.
And my fortune is
"You and Starfire
will have seven kids." What?
That's gonna be awkward
since I'm already marrying her.
(Cyborg)
'These are strangely
Starfire-specific fortunes.'
It's because the fortunes
are for me.
- Oh!
- Ooh!
Starfire does make you act
a little nuts, doesn't she?
[male narrator]
There was something about
Starfire that made him nuts.
Not the kind of nuts
that put a knot in your stomach
or made you wanna
climb a mountaintop
to shout out your feelings.
No, the nuts that made you
hear voices in your head
voices like mine.
There's this new restaurant
opening tonight
that she wants to try,
but I don't know how to ask.
- We can help you.
- Really?
Me and Cyborg have
asked out tons of girls.
- And they went out with you?
- No.
- Of course not.
- But we asked.
So, sit right there
and learn
from the masters.
[sobbing]
Please! Just go out with me.
[sobbing]
If you say no, I don't know
if I could take it anymore.
Think this is
the wrong approach?
Oh, please don't say no.
I already love you though.
- Just be yourself.
- 'Just go out with me.'
[both sobbing]
[growling]
Hi, Starfire.
Hey, Starfire.
[chuckles]
Hey, Starfire.
[in Spanish accent]
Hola, Starfire.
No! Duh.
[knocking on door]
'Enter.'
[exhales]
Yes, Robin?
[instrumental music]
[squeaking]
[gulps]
Uh..
[stammering]
Is this a game?
Duh! What?
Tsk! Ooh!
[imitates Robin]
[both speaking gibberish]
[giggling]
Thank you, Robin.
Your game was most enjoyable.
Uh, yes. Good times, huh?
Wait. Star, there..
[clears throat]
'There was something else.'
'You know, that new restaurant
that's opening tonight'
'uh, I thought maybe
you'd like to go.'
[gasps]
I would love to.
- You would?
- Indeed.
But I cannot.
Speedy has already
asked me to go with him.
Speedy?
- How's it going, Robin?
- Speedy.
Speedy had always been
the chief rival of Robin.
First as a sidekick,
then a hero
and now for the affections
of a strange
but endearing alien princess.
At that moment, Robin knew
he would do anything
in his power to stop Speedy
from winning over Starfire.
Even though reason said
he should be more concerned
with the voice he kept
hearing in his head.
This guy?
Are you kidding?
How can you stand
to look at that face?
I'm standing right here.
Ugh! Not to mention that voice.
I have always felt
you two share
many visual
and auditory similarities.
Don't you get it, Star?
He's all wrong for you.
Is that not the purpose
of the date?
To find out
if one is compatible?
[grunts]
[video game music]
[clattering]
Whoa. What's wrong?
Speedy already asked her.
Oh, bummer, dude.
It's okay.
Are you sure you're okay?
You have that look again.
I have a plan.
Why is Speedy tied
to a chair?
And in his underwear.
Speedy has a date
with Starfire tonight
and I'm going to keep it.
Something tells me
he's about to blow
any chance he has
with Starfire forever.
Just keep an eye on him
for me, okay?
Sorry, dude.
We would never do
something like this.
Would you do it
for a Scooby Snack?
- Done and done!
- Oh, yeah!
[classical music]
What am I doing?
Tying Speedy up,
taking his place?
I can't go through with this.
Finally, Robin had come
to his senses.
Though Starfire was his dream
he could not compromise
his conscience.
Hello, Speedy.
Yup. That's me.
I'm Speedy.
- Have a seat!
- Why, thank you, Speedy.
I find your being a gentleman
compatible with several traits
I possess.
- Ow.
- Ha! Never gets old.
Okay, very funny, guys.
- Come on, let me go.
- No.
- Let me go.
- No.
- Let me go.
- No.
- Let me go!
- Sorry, dude.
Not till after the date.
[sighs]
Okay.
Thank you.
- Let me go.
- No.
- Let me go.
- No.
- Let me go!
- No.
- Let me go.
- No.
[clock ticking]
- Let me go.
- No.
- Let me go.
- No.
- Let me go!
- Oh!
Kidnapping is so boring.
- Wanna get something to eat?
- What about him?
- Let me go.
- No.
Hey, Rave.
Will you watch Speedy for us?
Like a hawk.
You're the best.
[roof crashes]
Exit's the other way.
(Starfire)
'Is this really
necessary, Speedy?'
(Speedy)
'Totally. This is what
I do on all of my dates.'
[bell dings]
Oh, score!
I am beginning to wish
I declined
your invitation tonight
in favor of Robin's.
Wait, but I thought
you said
Robin and I
were basically the same.
I was factually incorrect.
You have nothing in common
with Robin.
- Goodbye, Speedy.
- Yes!
[elevator bell dings]
No.
Robin, what are you doing here?
That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
It's time you learned the..
Excuse me.
[yelling]
[upbeat music]
[laughing]
[yelling]
I used to think
your staff was lame
but this is kinda fun.
[music continues]
[squeals]
I'll take these.
[gasps]
Are you okay, Robin?
Speedy has been acting
quite strangely.
Yeah. I think he's a little,
uh...you know?
He's not the one
who's hearing voices.
Don't make me come in there!
I learned something
important today, Robin.
Perhaps I have taken you
for granted.
You are the kindest,
most honest..
Robin had finally won
Starfire over
but at what cost, he wondered.
Yes, Robin was ashamed
of the way he acted
but deep down,
there was still a good person.
He knew if he were to live
with himself tomorrow
he'd have to come clean today.
So he did.
He told her everything.
And hearing his actions
out of his own mouth
only made him feel worse.
His actions were just terrible.
Terrible!
You probably hate me,
don't you?
Robin, you did all that for me?
I did.
Does that mean you're..
[crashes]
[echoing]
You are out of your gourd!
That's what I've been
trying to tell him.
- Huh?
- I don't believe we've met.
I'm the voice
in Robin's head.
- And I am--
- Absolutely stunning.
[giggling]
It is nice to meet you,
disembodied voice.
What do you say you
and me get out of here?
I would like that.
[elevator bell dings]
After you, my dear.
[giggles]
And what started
as a chance encounter
between a voice and a girl
would soon blossom
into the most wonderful--
- Are you coming?
- Uh, sorry. Be right there.
[theme music]